Archive - Moronitude

2024 Was A Golden Age For Morons

Here's some nonsense I edited and wrote last year

Jan 3 •

Charlie Connell

December 2024

Everything I know about being cool, I learned from Rickey Henderson

Rickey was the best ballplayer I ever saw and I can't believe he's gone

Dec 21, 2024 •

Charlie Connell

July 2023

It’s OK to Admit We’re Flawed

Reflections on what the Fourth of July means in a turbulent time, as well as what it means to me personally

Jul 6, 2023 •

Charlie Connell

June 2023

The Latest Ahistorical Nonsense from Ron DeSantis

In his never-ending battle against the Woke Mind Virus, Ron DeSantis will always be the loser

Jun 11, 2023 •

Charlie Connell

April 2023

Q: Are we not men? A: (According to My Targeted Ads) We Are Dog

It's Charlie vs. AI in a battle to the death!

Apr 30, 2023 •

Charlie Connell

February 2023

I Hate Ohio Nazis

Once upon a time we all agreed who the bad guys were

Feb 7, 2023 •

Charlie Connell

January 2023

BONUS: Robert E. Lee Walked Into a Porn Shop...

Oh good gawd! Is that bonus newsletter's music?!?!?!

Jan 20, 2023 •

Charlie Connell

My Exclusive Interview with Robert E Lee

Thanks to an AI chat bot I was able to interview the famous traitor about his exploits

Jan 19, 2023 •

Charlie Connell

December 2022

Cruelty Is the Reason

It’s been a bleak year in many ways, but there was still so much joy to be found

Dec 31, 2022 •

Charlie Connell

July 2022

It's Almost Impossible to Not Hate This Place

How can we celebrate America’s birthday considering what it has become?

Jul 4, 2022 •

Charlie Connell

November 2021

Yup. It was grosser than gross.

Nov 11, 2021 •

Charlie Connell

September 2021

Tear It All Down

Robert Lee was a massive loser who didn't even want people to build statues to him, so finally we're tearing them down.

Sep 21, 2021 •

Charlie Connell

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